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Bohemian Rap CD

by Spookee Ghost

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Bom Shiva start it off hot like I got a fever what is this crap, dad? and how did he do that? battery stew pooed, and threw it at me too It's cool to trip dude, but don't flip your canoe it's what made you go hella broke listen to stars glisten on my radio telescope on my cable mini-series streaming supernatural mysteries rap, rap,rap I'm special, I'm a vegetable I'm Chemical X when i get my rock on you can call me dot-com cause my rhymes are tighter than that web that you're stuck on It's almost like the hiccups the way I kinda spit up the shit you wanna pick up pot stickers stuck together bought from the food truck moving up dude lighten up, look for ways to improve the mood. Mr. Producer: We take trips in hopes of flipping the scripts, and then we take scraps, and turn them into actual raps ripping tube, tape it, add some nasty old claps Bounce it, hear it through your sound system blast you got blasted off the jizzoint when I passed it and this track gives you goosebumps like the last did what else to do when the weed-woman jangles watch y head open wider than any angles goofy gaffs give way to truth in laughter it's a faster way to be your own master
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And y'know at first I was afraid it was going to sound bad, but we gathered up herbs and ingredients when we went out back, brought it back to the lab, put it on the slab, hit it with a zap of lightening consciousness and it turned black. there was no turning back. as it awoke it spoke a word like it was choking on grass, gasping for air, the creature asked where the trees were at. so naturally back at my place we smoked a fat steez rolling up one or two G's inside of a greenleaf. As mean as it seems I gave that young sucker enough cloud to make him suffer. As he puckered his lips on the blunt for the last time, he shuddered a little, and i uttered a rhyme. I know what I said i thought I had got the flow to his head. I didn't know the poor fellow would be dead...
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Witch Doctor 01:50
Which doctor said you should sit oftener? and you shouldn't bother with shit outside of the blotter It's not covered. like, do you remember me saying hip-hop? what I said was it's not hovering thirty feet above the government troubling fits of stubborn shit can't fall asleep until I take a bubbler hit eat a grouper, older brother neither Neil Diamond, nor Lords of Our Own Things if we can't find them stay tuned for a special reminder from a wealthy insider Magic Mike, or Mingering without all the finger licking chicken heads ready to cluck, or sitting ducks China wulong, he holds the spoon wrong forgot his chopsticks he drops the kick said he forgot how to hold the stick sticking out like a sore thumb, getting me bored dumb want to ask "where'd you get your aura from?" from the store...? or um... more like the core of the earth, or better yet, I've had it since birth from the very first flavor I prefer something like a berry burst wearing a scary mask, then a blat of hot air, so hold your own crap, or wait, what you got there? is it God's hair? or a chocolate square? all candy diet, try it if you dare
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MCrapshit 01:16
Take tests spectacular Emcee rap shit crafted kinda slow. who's next to know? Ha, that's it. Just pass it! How are you gonna play a new jack on some old sound classics? that's not a piece of mine, a piece of my pie I come back later to erase the matrix's eye peace laced with hate, come complete with young haste fasten your seat-belt because i don't come with breaks I don't shake smoke flakes, I get through takes with throat-aches shakes in both legs, and fat off fasts raps sounding like Chick tracts. Underdog comeback beneath my doo-rag I'm higher than your top-hat Keep coming back to life and I can't even stop that Like automatically turning space crack into dope raps you might think your top-cat is sitting on thumbtacks glass on racks, pass it to the Occident as the moon waxes and blast off to see if it comes back as if by accident lost the path, but i don't look back or get distracted by flashy flashes I'm past the practical practiced getting restricted access to a new sense of the word "magic"
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Skip stacking trays, forget lacking pay or copping out and cracking eggs on your own time squeezing limes, gotta make that pie gotta get my peace. Maybe it will help me get high or make my brain release DMT or maybe it will just make me feel empty I should inject some free speech preemptively maybe they'll accept me when I'm 73, waiting for an angel to send heaven to me is it something you seek? is it something unique? to each person, or rapper, or whatever I keep neverland in my pocket but if you watch me I'll drop it
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Sun Ra 100 01:52
This one goes out to all my organic farmers, acid dealers, and stormtroopa's daughters. I talk about writing raps, and then i do it. I think about eating food but I don't poo it; I don't chew it. I just pass right through. I'm a fool, I'm a spirit, I'm you. What can I do? Flesh out the darkness inside me like I sketch a shadow cast aside by sharp bodies reflecting rejected sunlight through parsecs of dust and mostly nothing. Mostly nothing, 'til light comes bustling in my eyes through rods and cones and my mind finds that it's not alone. As stardust the universe is my home. As a Rapping ghost I haunt microphones and invade yer head-space with crunchy airwaves. save some space for the cyber chase wasteland, loosened them with haste and replaced all the face-plants with plates. the wave breaks on a caveman. Stay faded for days, i say, shaded in the quay. Blaze crazy on haze, but open eyes see the way. Through caves I stray, maybe to prove I'm not lazy, but Tizzy and Daisy can turn a man crazy, I say. Third eye on high-beams; in 3-D on widescreen. yeah, know what I mean? Try me creep. I can't see! Yeah, cry me blind to sleep. Sheer sheep for my peeps; we make keepsakes, but meat-steaks we never eat. For Pete's sake! Retarded rich, and completely fake
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Brighter, deeper, down into myself sleeping, outward reaching, actively seeing minds outside mine, trying to read them come back from last evening, woke up with a feeling like I'm still high but not quite done cheifing digital breeding, files I'm seeding coming to grips with mortality. Bleeding out of my mind out onto the mic microwave eating, my energy spikes stuck through my entire life I'm torn apart by secrets and lies I lose momentum - paralyzed don't care about shit in paradise y'know whose that is? a terrorist's I bought my ticket, paid for it I'm on the list, but it's lost its luster busta flows, faster than a trickle the speed of my sneeze from the feather duster tickle blowed out my nose like the way you cook tree butter slow what do you know, what do you know powder snow packed down. back in town just in with the louder 'dro so don't ask "how'd it go?" what is the bass low like feet beneath and how long before the beat repeats, yo?
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Worship the deepest crevices of your mind see how far you can get behind in life sacrifice your spine to a beehive break your own behind, mind our own beeswax sweet shit on a treeline honey badgers, steez it in your tea or on some cheese and crackers D in class I'm seeing teacher after feel it creep up, natural disaster meat cleaver cut up now I'm learning my fractions or the consequences of my own actions pounds and pounds and pounds of pences some of these books have got me feeling pensive what's left but to cut out stencils? I'm getting defensive, and chewing my pencils I throw up more ideas than the atmosphere can digest only choosing the ripest, rarest, and most righteous if it's up top I'm dropping it on the ground and staying solid like a rock stop fuck popping out hip-hop hits, yeah fuck your shit and fuck the shit that you still fuck with get buck if you trust your luck stay tough. hey, not roughly busted up I geek to find the nearest hipster bent on listening to sermons and drinking in urns untill pissing burns, as they say. as the world... as the disc turns some people play just to watch the world twirl chasing squirrels a gay little girl creative ways to save the world
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Vocab Quiz 02:15
Vocab quiz chances are you know where your dad is and certain people wish they never had kids and bad shit gets passed around in batches bands battle lands split your pants saddle up don't give a fuck if you dance don't even need to split the stanza the plan is to make stick figures in crayon spit some verses if you see what I'm saying and don't not misunderstand fang fandom language stands in the land of the handsome march to the anthem not singing "O, Canada" moose or deer deep beer from the janitor the crab gets cancer poison growth grossness it got him in the danglers don't poke strangers if they say "hey" then you gotta strangle "em
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Hot Glue 01:33
I'll string you a long like mystery inc., only Spookee doesn't drop clues as I pilot my wrecking ball into chart topping rock crews stop fools like the presses when they run out of hot news 'cause you've got 22's you think nobody can stop youse? but when i squeeze my trigger all that comes out is hot glue and guns don't kill people anyway, cops do. I've got oil on my face, so you could call me "the anointed" I always smoke two jays so you could say I'm double jointed always pairs of two and they're apart for zero time and you're only feeling lonely when your final number's prime dressed to the nines, got ate by seven felines missed the pass and made a beeline twisted ass sex metal head grabbed glass and blast past the effects pedal next to spread 'em, grabbed ass it's incredible, made a mad dash for whatever, and glad we took the trouble to increase the treble in neverland and damn, it took forever to make my whole hood sweet and edible 'til Hansel und Gretel came and i had to smack a bitch with a kettle Brainstorm session, now we wait for the rain to stop filled with cubic light-years of ideas make my brain pop 500 Terabytes of rhymes cached in my frontal lobe flows leave the lips putting holes in disgruntled foes can't understand it like the freak was speaking german send it out like a beacon, like a preacher speaking sermons to his deacons every weekend, it was spiritually reconfirming space bird versus earth worms, stay squirming
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Got it recorded, absorbed in it and it tortured me dappled delicately past the date it expired exasperated by it. sell it by it's shelf life designated by the time, if it's stamped and I phantom trampled it's damn grateful for dank ass samples. thanks, I got me a handful of pancakes to take after I wake and fake getting fried, not baked can't even keep a clean slate for a three day wait can't keep the rat in it's cage or keep the cat in the bath. the last test in my math class someone close, divided by Nathan forgoing spacial relations for equatorial vacation placement location, location, location electric locution, let it get you in the mood for petrified wood or, retribution selectively choosing the choicest chips for chirps and blips from birds or kids playing in the dirt sitting stoned sealing bongs with lips the longest trip for the strongest tard the wrongest verse honest on my honor I put my work first lurk more, it's sure to burst if you jerk it curses, the girth of this flirty bird is absurd
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Vidya Shit 01:15
see through the DOOM lyrics bouncing 'round my subconscious in sub-orbital speakers, this beat is just bonkers dance like your body's just a piece of meat on strings and laugh at your damn self flapping your damn wings stole half of the warehouse, took half of your things brought them back to the south for ya damn yankees put that in your mouth and see who breaks your teeth I'm mathed out to the maximum; it's my method and i'm onto the next mission, i'm on my mushroom practicing rapping in vacuum conditions. now back to you businessmen, being noting like a citizen or a book that's been written in. Silly quack, Ritalin is for kids I do raps and dig potholes solely to flip lids and take long drags off what other people did vidya shit, trim drip. try this trick: permatrip fructose into sucralose, bitch you're supposed to drink it in sips crystal tube rips
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I'm sick of making honey, leave it for the bees I'd rather stick with chickadees flying in the trees buzzing in circles for days, it's amazing what some of the laziest slaves do to taste it Leapfrog from hits to shit, shit to this this is it. Fuck that, i need a fix that fits something I can slip on, slip off trip on, and get lost with 'cause loss is a big part of it the only way of getting there is forgetting where you started Chanting for your friends did you know that you extend past your fingertips, toenails, tits and split ends? Yep, Shit hits the butterfly wing bitterly or if not that: beautifully and all wrong intermittently If you can't improve yourself, fool yourself lose yourself, deluded, thinking you ever knew yourself prove it! it's a useless utility eyes remain dry, throw the towel in futility and do for me the loose booty and make sure you nigger-lip it nice and juicy keep it moving, I'm not here to throw you through it everybody's got their own way to do it if you're still confused, you can go flip on the tube search the news for clues so you don't miss your cues
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Who's coming to collect? capitalize on this project create a set of parameters define professionals and amateurs anal describe the beginning and the end decide for yourself to begin again "cause in the end, the undead are like a bunch of friends who demand constant attention snap, snap once i have your attention i'm gonna use to ask "can i please have your attention?" yeah you can watch the leaves die or for a little more action you can abduct and kill the pizza guy sneeze souffle can't enjoy the luxuries 'cause it all comes with fees to pay so rise up bitches I'm never gonna see the day get yourself certified and everything will be okay right? right? makes sense to me. why can't I go to Cuba? I make my own shoes he's the "N-word" we're the "R-word" this isn't our world sprinted all my money at tacky place-mats and vacu-suctioned all my face fat and reserved a space for myself in space through the United States Free Space Act I can't wait to go to get gone can't get to second base with my shields on dirty depot store sells clean freon bombs the rest just makes sense
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(same as Vidya Shit)
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I don't really like taking sips, only braps on braps I mean brips on brips, but I've got B's on racks anyway, I'd get A's on all my raps if i ever went to class but, I've got too much class for that some chick asked me where Lucy is out of the blue and I don't know her like that to tell you the truth i mean this chick 'cause me and Lucy-Lu were doing loop-the-loops since back when there was only two of you I forgot more kung fu than ghost raps you ever knew more than you could have ever been exposed to but i suppose if I were you, if I were standing in your shoes and we swapped bodies and also brains it would be as if we never changed and everything would stay the same I would go on rapping, like nothing even happened if I'm out without a pad I spit my verses in a napkin
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My Lagoon 01:43
I can't even talk, i'ts like my mouth's fallen off I don't need to shave, I got my face paved spray champagne, rusted razor blades they crave it like crazy making groovier than gravy I might lick the spoon hit the One, like tick... tick... tick... Kaboom! at the bottom of my lagoon surrounded by snakes writing raps in runes but i don't sit through no commercial breaks in the first place how about you? can you think of a finer place to shake my rattle than the field here where they may have staged their battle years and years ago? Yeah, whatever. Weirdo that's my name! well, a little Wayes away stayed like the way you can hear me say you can feel her swaying such a windy day always makes me grin gaily gusty gales blow and suck dust insatiably change yourself at a conscious pace you don't want to rush, nor hesitate like pulling the skin from a snake or letting it fall away I grew like four-dozen new cells today i grew like ten feet in my sleep you could say confused and dazed, if i phase you, it's amazing please, don't start waving if you catch my spacing out I'm astral projecting out of this crazy town and who are you to bring my space station down?
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New names taken over by bird-calls a sustaining heartbeat being every footfall locked in the chest not to know the flow of breath rises and falls just like the tide ebbs I'd like to say thank you to all of the trees for being green and for breathing back at me whether you're necrotic or you're a neophyte under auspicious stars you might just sleep tonight so hush, my darling, be still, my darling pardon the interruption, but beautiful music is starting first it shakes your denims, harmonies make it thicker in your blood like venom, intoxicates like liquor feel it in your pick-ups, metronome sense hiccups melodies like sweet tea when you're thirsty, so drink up I'm utopic on this topic, and ready to rocket in the land of milk and honey with inner-cities made of chocolate pocket quick your hands, some slick if you understand the risk inscribe the rest on laser discs and discard the decimal place, before the discount he licks his lips now and pulls his shtick out out ought'a gotta get louder than a loudspeaker over some crowded bleachers of rowdy researchers writing papers about papers you need 2C-I, 2B-FLY, I be Icarus too high on anything and you might die
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I got a checkered past, like salt and pepper, or snow and ash If i reflect on that I find strange matters stained and shattered like mosaic glass. seeing colors like paint splatters I'm not sure whether I like fatter money stacks, dat ass, or a sack of the grass maybe I'll grab a snack, some type of taco shack loaded in trans fat If it gives me gas, I fuck with that. selling drugs: I kinda suck at that Unlike drawing which i stuck with, cat or like deese raps squeeze em out like i gotta pee bad dude with the raddest attitude says he's only still mad at you you'uns yinz hit the block with y'know, some OTHER shit to rock your mother knits my socks, bitch can't catch me if i hop onto my ostrich and I already lost ya dig? quick, flip the channel before El Toro gives Cowbob a ripped flannel
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So Youngbuck 01:29
I'm so young buck so smoke a cigarette so handsy, and lips so flavorful, such spit I calls it fireballs rush in like waterfalls so white foam, right to the dome and just so you know, I caught 'em all worship I-G, G-Y, N-O so backwards, loner not really a misanthrope some people are so poor that ll they have is money so my wealth comes from me seeing that fact as funny so backwards running it sounds like a tinny drum I'm a tennis elbow tendon twisted in the tentacle I'm tinnitus so forget the reason they call me technical so steamed like an engine or maybe I'm so vegetable so one is dynamic, and the other is detrimental so diction take me I can't hide behind lies so closed eyes cant take me and mine by surprise so it gets so wet and so set free so style, no nothing left so i guess I'll see where this next to last cigarette gets me so watch the stress pass so dread, as i said so fearing it's next comeback so spent all on rent on my face down my chin hits my chest so second wind so bless myself, and forgive my sins
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Injecting molten music fill your cavities with rap gold my bass hits so heavy got more gravity than black holes I play it lone wolf, cause I don't like the way the pack goes and I know it sucks but unfortunately stacks go to fellas selling crack, or blow or even worse is those guys who attack with their wack flows this track goes to those who sympathize with terrorists put a check ext to your name as if the navy's taken care of it whether you're aware of it or not, there's a slight problem we've got wack emcees ate in this business and they're blowing up the spots getting them platinum hits, while kids are packing clips like they were packing for trips instead of tripping for kicks get hit with lyrical bricks, cracking your dome, but nobody's home 'cause we're stuck in the zone, hit a groove like needle procedure moving with speed so the creatures don't see you they're a different species, a new breed bitches get too greedy with bad weed, it's too seedy they're too needy Spookee G. with the new CD I got three days to get out of this place and back to my space station like i was space racing vacant from summer vacation others got no imagination, minds closed like some plantation shutters, that's why others are clones so I send in the drones strike homes while back in my lair I kick it and write poems can't stand snitching? can't keep wishing can't take the heat? get out my face and back in the kitchen cause I can't take bitchin' I'm fixing this shit like bob the builder or a doctor stitching hitching a ride 'round the galaxy like Arthur and Ford and now I'm splitting, like nuclear fission still on the street sizzling in heat until my mission is complete
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this world was built by the dead, what great legacy I've come to see what shit I can break, respectfully and consequently, what else i can make from all the pieces the way I see it, we all have practiced circular breathing with trees for centuries, without hiccups or sneezes and what have we learned from this business? the answers look like white dogs in a blizzard Insight that bites like incisors, swift like dark riders lifted off the drip when I sniff the reminder, crippled a spider rise up from the dead, your body is alive again if you don't find your soul, your trial will never end walk the globe passing out poems just passing through wish for time to get to know him explore him, explodedness is growing on me holding onto me, can't control me, drop and roll stop mocking. no, not 'til you stop bossing lost in thought sitting criss-cross on top of a rock don't rock the boat, rock the bridge til it flops Don't want to wait for the drop, I want to be off I want to get out I want to get off
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I don't write books, I don't smoke cigars I don't eat fruit with skin or break my chin on iron bars no bats in caves not staffs, it's staves I can't listen to myself speak without laughing for days crack jokes about a problem joking like I got another besides choking on all this vomit ghosts is what ya call it vocalizing spiritual energy, it's non-prophet vision quest, I'm on it got bees up in my bonnet seize up like I'm retarded and I sneezed too hard and sharted see the future like I'm psychic and I'm talking to my goddess Rabbits in my garden Once it's wabbit season I'm'a get 'em 'til I got 'em
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Instromengal 01:07
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Wetness 01:05
Me without rhymes is like water without wetness I drop them on the track and watch them stack up like Tetris get this, I'm red planet rusty, I'll give you tetanus can't afford to pay it forward, I put good deeds on credit but I don't believe in debt so if you're in the red, don't sweat it unless it's gonna kill you, you might as well just forget it shit can only bother you as much as you let it. don't you get it? I've got to stay organic, I've got to get myself organized Got to keep from panicking, God, I'm losing my quiet mind Got it like "Yo tengo", and "Tango down" is a selfish lie never talk to strangers, it's dangerous when you're scared to die Lie when I'm asleep but my dreams are all coming true for me I'm living for reality, rather I drown in fantasy It's just what i Imagined, imagination is killing me Spend too much time asleep and now dreaming is catching up with me
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Yes Indeedy 02:04
Get something or somebody mad drunk off of the funk that I keep pumping out my my long trunk In a slump, then lumbered in and dumped it came home stumped and all my doors were open and all my lights were on all my words were spoken, and all my rhymes were gone I can't afford it. not a portion I come in scorching it with a torch like an abortion I kill it. If i't's broken on the porch then go door to door for a political joke and don't miss I'm broke with romantics Anti-semantics, real physics and my commitment to Semitic mysticism makes me a little rabbidic Kabbalah still in your system I'm insisting and insisting indirectly in intravenous feeds be injected at incredible speeds got the breakfast for free and still never felt like someone really respected me blessed be getting clicks on the next beat and I never felt pressured to stick to a recipe and if you ask me I don't have to fill the rest of the beat yes indeedy I'm not needier than Nas, I'm just bleeding out my nostrils and feeling out the thought that i don't really need my tonsils that's the kind of thing that makes me really feel responsible my body is a temple so i try to keep it on that level sometimes i let it get disheveled I admit sometimes i let myself get extra stressed out it's probably some evil spirit I let into my house I'll have to make another talisman my first one vanished to thin air when I left my watershed I crossed the divide, gravity is on the other side my thoughts pool in a different crevice in my mind I hide on a higher level than lesser devils and smaller demons I can't even see them. They're ants, make them dace with my magnifying glass rhymes In magnificent time Hi, sweetie, I'm twisted with lime I drew a line then I bro-fisted a mime did you know they still count the votes 3/5 at a time? and smoking the good stuff is still considered a crime?

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